Response about Oreo from the ASPCA

So, Oreo was euthanized because the person/people in charge decided that his "quality of life" would not be to whatever standard your organization deems necessary? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a rescue willing to take Oreo in, for life if need be?

If that's the case, then your organization needs to do a reality check. Wasn't the purpose of medically taking care of Oreo done so that he would have a chance at life? Why go through all that, spend all that money, give hope to a community of animal lovers that Oreo would finally be safe to enjoy life without cruelty, just to euthanize him shortly afterwards? If there were people who are willing to deal with a problem dog like Oreo, why would you not have given them a shot at doing so?

Was it a legal matter? Were you afraid you'd be liable for Oreo? I am a bit disturbed that the decision for Oreo's euthanasia is not transparent.

From your statement: "The circumstances that led to this most difficult and heartbreaking of decisions are not widely known. In fact, details such as these are usually closely guarded."

If any individual responsible for making these decisions cannot plainly state *why* a decision is being made when it comes to the life of an animal in your care, maybe they shouldn't be making them. It was a "heart-breaking decision", alright. I would like to know in some detail why the decision was made to euthanize Oreo instead of letting an external rescue take him and willingly deal with his behavioral problems. It would have cost you nothing to do so. I am certainly not satisfied with the "quality of life" nonsense you gave in your statement. Euthanasia certainly stifled any "quality of life" that Oreo might have had. That is a certainty.

Your organization has done much good for animals. Maybe it's gotten too big for itself. It's a sad day when private rescues, with less resources than your organization, can find the compassion and put out the effort to actually save animals when you won't. At the very least, I now know where to put my money when I actually want to *help* animals.

Roary Williams

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Dear Roary:

Thank you for contacting the ASPCA with your concerns regarding the very difficult decision to euthanize Oreo. A great deal of misinformation regarding Oreo's euthanasia has been passed around on the Internet-- everything from what time Oreo was euthanized (it was 3 p.m.) to Pets Alive's credentials (they are NOT a member of the Mayor's Alliance). In addition, critics have seized on Oreo's plight as an opportunity to discredit the ASPCA, which is interesting when you consider that one of our most ardent critics, Camille Hankins, the Director of Win Animal Rights, was convicted of animal cruelty in 1995 when nearly 100 animals were found stuffed into a tiny, filthy trailer that she rented.

While we certainly think all of these issues merit rebuttal, we believe it is critical that we address the questions and concerns regarding our decision not to send Oreo to a sanctuary.

It is first vital to consider the very definition of 'animal sanctuary.' The mission of animal sanctuaries is generally to be safe havens, where the resident animals are given the opportunity to behave as naturally aspossible in a protective environment. Due to the extreme emotional and physical strain Oreo suffered, her living conditions at a sanctuary would have been anything but "natural," and her quality of life would have been poor at best. She would have been forced to live a life of isolation with extremely limited human contact and virtually no animal contact. For an animal that is distinguished by sophisticated social cognition and communication, such an existence could hardly be defined by the word "sanctuary."

Many groups like Pets Alive dispute that this would have been Oreo's fate. But how can that be anything but empty rhetoric when these groups had no access to Oreo or her evaluations? We had our own professional behaviorists, as well as an independent veterinary behaviorist, conduct
numerous evaluations, and in our experience, the findings were not consistent with sanctuary placement. We spent five months with Oreo- day in and day out- not only evaluating her behavior, but trying to rehabilitate her. This is central to the ASPCA's mission. Just since 2003, when Edwin Sayres joined the ASPCA, we have rehabilitated over 1,200 animal cruelty victims at a cost of over 5 million dollars. Why would Oreo be any different?

The fact is, she wasn't. Despite the sensational nature of her injuries, she was treated with the same love and respect, and given the greatest of care and rehabilitation-- that we afford all of our animals. But at the end of the day, and more often than the animal welfare community discusses, we made the most humane decision we could.

There is no 'Oreo conspiracy,' as some have claimed. This is simply, and tragically, the case of a heartbreaking decision made all the more difficult by the ignorance and hypocrisy of a few.

Should you have any further questions or concerns, please feel free to email us again.

Sincerely,
Lanie Anton
Senior Manager Internet
Community Outreach

ASPCA®
189 Berdan Avenue, #407
Wayne, NJ 07470

laniea@aspca.org

P: 973-628-9494
212-876-7700, ext. 4701
F: 973-686-0173
www.ASPCA.org
www.ASPCApro.org

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Thankyou for responding so quickly. To be fair, I do not know much about the rescue who offered to take Oreo, only that it would have afforded Oreo a life. I appreciate your expansion on the reasons for euthanizing Oreo, although I am not sure I would have made the same decision.

I will add, however, that the decision was not an easy one. I've had to make hard decisions regarding my own pets (I currently have 10 ferrets, most of whom were rescues of one sort or another) that I did not like. I have always tried to err on the side of life. What you or I (or the person who made the decision to euthanize Oreo) consider "quality of life" might not be the same if we were making it for ourselves. Again, a conjecture easily stated and most difficultly lived. I did not want to imagine your organization easily deciding to euthanise an animal, and I am reassured somewhat. Thanks for making your reasons more transparent.

We watch our own more than anybody else, as I'm sure you're aware. Keep up the good work of saving animals. We *are* on the same side. I will pass this on to the animal communities I am involved with. Thankyou again.

Roary Williams

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Dear Roary:

On behalf of the everyone here at the ASPCA, I just wanted to tell you how much your email means to us all. We were all devastated by this decision. Being unable to help an animal is never an easy thing to accept, but in the end the last act of kindness we could give to Oreo was to let her go in peace. As you indicated in your email, we are receiving a lot of negative and angry emails and phone calls and the fact that we have supporters like you who understand - even if you do not agree with - this situation helps us enormously.

Thank you again for your kindness, understanding and support. Continued good luck with the work that you are doing.

Lanie Anton
Senior Manager Internet
Community Outreach

ASPCA®
189 Berdan Avenue, #407
Wayne, NJ 07470

laniea@aspca.org

P: 973-628-9494
212-876-7700, ext. 4701
F: 973-686-0173
www.ASPCA.org
www.ASPCApro.org

The Wedding Party

I am getting old. I'm pushing 51 and I've been set in so many ways. I feel a certain dignity, however, in my age, that I didn't have as a younger man. I have pride in this unasked for dignity. But this dignity, I'm finding, can also be my captor as I find myself sneering at younger people doing undignified things. Sometimes I forget that I was young and tired of my father. But not today.

There is a video going around on Twitter of the start of a wedding. "In my day" (old words), the organ would play the traditional wedding march, or even a contemporary but beautiful and solemn song as the groomsmen, bridesmaids, best man, and the nervous couple would enter the holy chambers to begin their lifelong trek. When I started watching the video, this is what I expected. But the opening notes of this wedding ceremony had little to do with my idea of what a wedding ceremony should be.

The song opened with the synth sounds of Chris Brown's "Forever" - a dance tune, complete with thumping kicks and vocoderized vocals. I felt myself bristling at first, felt my eyes scrunch up as the groomsmen made their way down the bridal path. But this was no traditional entrance. At first, the groomsmen held pieces of paper resembling notes of some kind, something you might expect. But out of nowhere they threw them into the air, revealing colorful confetti. Lord, and then they started dancing! Badly dancing, like guys forced to dance so they could get laid. My mind is thinking "preposterous," but my feet are tapping, uncooperative. This is a circus. They should not be doing this.

Two bridesmaids start dancing down the aisle, doing badly choreographed dance moves. I notice that they look a little embarrassed, but that they also look *happy*. Dressed in red, they dance their way to the altar. Behind them are more groomsmen, one of which walks on his hands, no less. I notice the audience. No one crying here. They clap as the groomsman finishes his hand walk, and I notice everybody in the audience is smiling and laughing. This is not how I got married.

You can't see it in the video, but all of them are circling back to the start. All the groomsmen and bridesmaids now are dancing down the aisle in unison. And just when you think it can get no sillier, the groom himself - hidden by the dancers - bursts through them and somersaults his way to the front, dancing his way to the altar. What the hell?

I started feeling strange, and something stirred inside of me that I did not expect. Tears streamed from my eyes. What in the hell am I crying for, I thought at first, but then it came to me. These were tears of joy. Not my joy, mind you. Theirs. I understood. Weddings are supposed to be joyful, but most are long and tedious. Not this one. I could say that they were thumbing their nose at old men like me, but that's not how it seemed, exactly. They were not trying to shock or offend. They were enjoying their day, making this a true celebration *their* way, bad dancing and all.

The audience laughed, hooped and hollered, and shared their joy. Tears ran down my face as I opened up and felt the simpleness of what they were doing. I shared their joy - exactly what they had planned and hoped for. This was the wrong reason to be crying at a wedding, especially for an old man like me, but I did not want it to stop. Something inside of me was coming out of hiding, something I had forgotten.

The bride came next, and did some simple dance moves down the aisle to join her groom. It was no longer silly, and in a sense more dignified than anything I've witnessed in a long time. Chris Brown pumping, people clapping and hollering, and people dancing badly down the aisle to their own beat - these were their own people, and even though they looked a bit embarrassed at times, everyone felt the wedding party's joy. The entire audience was uncannily unified by all the craziness, and it indeed was a true celebration.

I watched the bride join her groom, and the video ended. But I, who wasn't there, who didn't know any of these people, felt what they did, and I was no longer an old man. Something inside of me stirred, something I just assumed was dead in me. I wiped my silly tears, thankful that I still had the capacity to feel. And what was supposed to be a long and solemn occasion turned out to be a joyful day, that not only they, but myself will remember for a long time.

I want to thank them for their silliness, and for saying to hell with tradition and doing it their own way. I do not feel so old today, and there is absolutely nothing, not in any way, silly about that.

"Double your pleasure, double your fun..."

-@hoomin

The video can be found here.

Not Be Had

He is alone
orange and iron-willed
rusting on ferrous legs
Old and stubborn
he will not be had,
for having been had
has not served him well

Ragged, beaten, 2nd class
tattered fur, starved
tortured by parasites
never a peaceful place to sleep
never a safe place to hide
Worn and tired
he will not be had

She tries, she begs
she connives, she feeds
but rusting iron cannot feel
cannot trust, cannot rest
In a hidden place, away
he suffers in indignity
iron weighing him down.

He eats only when she goes,
his iron bones heavy
wearing out, wearing down
Four legs with twisted tail
heavy as the weight of the world

And she waits
she plots, tears of frustration
Would trade her dignity for his
but he will have none of it
Rain snow, beaten by the sun
rusting into oblivion..

He will not be had.

-@hoomin

Tiny Noses and Airplanes

I am waiting for them. It is seven in the morning in the middle of September. I listen for the planes outside, the whining of their engines rising as they taxi closer to where I'm working. I'm a security guard at one of the major airline's air cargo centers. I know they're coming, but I don't know exactly which days they'll arrive. I keep my eyes open, watching for them. There are just a few people here with me. There are always just a few people here during working hours, labeling boxes, stacking boxes, driving forklifts, or sometimes just watching TV between arrivals. To these people, what I'm waiting for are just packages, but to me they are so much more.

A forklift rolls in, and I see them come in. I recognize the small wooden slats of the crates, measuring a foot and a half by two feet. There are two crates, one stacked on top of the other. They are on top of some bigger, heavier cargo - electrical components of some kind, bags of coolers containing medical specimens, and a few cardboard boxes with hazmat labels, all placed on the same pallet. The forklift drops them with a thud and drives off. I have to hurry. I only have so much time to do what I need to do. I walk quickly to the pallet of crates. As I get closer, tiny sets of eyes peer through the slats following the sound of my footsteps. I lean down and look through the slats of the top crate. There are about twenty kits, and most of them are awake. The rest are asleep, exhausted from the ordeal of their flight. The ones that are awake are excited by my presence. Some of the kits lick my nose while my face is against the slats. I hear a commotion from the bottom crate, and I move my face down and peer inside. This crate contains roughly another twenty kits, some standing on their back legs, noses sticking out from between the slats, watching me in curiosity.

The floors of both crates are an absolute mess. In a corner of each crate are two cans. One can has a tiny bit of water in the bottom, mixed with some feces. The majority of the water has spilled out of the can and has dampened the pine shavings that the kits are using as bedding. The other can contains a few pieces of kibble that somehow managed to stay in place during the flight. The rest of the kibble is spread throughout the floor of the crate, mixed in with damp shavings and more feces. The conditions of both crates are the same. This is how the kits have traveled for hours.

The cans are not very big, about the size of small tomato sauce cans. Not very much food and water for twenty kits, it would seem. And now the cans are fouled and nearly empty. I reach into my coat and pull out my plastic sports bottle. I fill it with fresh water from the water fountain. Slowly, I squeeze the bottle to release the water. I place the tip between the slats where the kits can reach it easily, but there are too many. The kits who are awake fight each other for a few licks from the bottle. They are so thirsty. They push and shove each other for the water, sometimes crawling on top of each other to get to the bottle, and sometimes pushing themselves up from the bottom. Almost all of the sleeping kits are awake now, roused by the commotion, and they join the melee. There are just too many, and even though I can refill the bottle, none are getting very much water as I stand in one place. I walk around the crate, sliding the water bottle between the slats, moving the bottle so that each of the kits can get a decent drink. After slowly walking around the top crate quite a few times, I move the bottle down to the bottom crate and circle around it in the same manner. The entire time, kits from both crates follow me as I circle around them, every once in a while standing on their back feet and sticking their noses out, vying for my attention. They are so cute, and as much as I want to stroke their little noses, I simply can't. There's not enough time.

I hear the whining of the jet engines getting louder. I have to hurry. More planes are coming in, and these pallets will probably be moved to make room for the newly arrived cargo. I don't always know where they take them. I refill the water bottle at the drinking fountain. I then squirt streams of water into all four cans in an effort to clean them. It is not a perfect job, but the cans are cleaner than they were before. Even as I'm doing this, the kits are trying to drink the dirty water that's streaming from the cans. Once finished, I fill one can in each crate with water. I then pull a bag of kibble I have brought from home out of my coat pocket and fill the other two cans with the kibble. A small scramble ensues, and the kits eat and drink from all four cans. They are no longer moving in the belly of a plane, so they should be OK. My job requires that I attend to other, more official duties. I have to leave the kits now. I need to make my rounds. The pet stores are supposed to send someone to pick up the kits as soon as possible after they arrive, but often that doesn't happen. If the kits are not picked up within a few hours, they are stored with luggage and other freight in a secured area, sometimes until the next morning. This is the last I will probably see of them.

It is the next morning; it is September eleventh. It is just after nine in the morning and all the freight-handlers are watching TV. There is nothing to do. All planes have been grounded. One of our planes has been flown into one of the Twin Towers, probably by terrorists. Shortly afterwards, another company's plane hits the other tower. Everyone is in shock. The fiery crashes are replayed over and over again, and we watch in disbelief. I realize that I will not be seeing any thirsty kits today. Most of our planes transport animals, and my heart sinks as I wonder about the plane that hit the tower. I reach into my pocket and feel my sports bottle, pathetically empty and useless. I close my eyes and think back to all those tiny noses between the slats, thirsty and looking for attention...

Later, when I get home from work, the first thing I see as I walk in the door are my own tiny noses, sticking out of the bars of their cage, waiting for me as they always do. And even though their water bottles are mostly full, I empty and refill them - just because I can.

(This story was related to me over several weeks as my wife described what she saw working as a security guard at one of the air cargo terminals. This is a true story.)

Miles To Go

(I originally posted this on New Year's Eve 2008, but it was deleted after my blogger account was changed.)

It is officially New Year's Day, as I sit here writing this. I have had a long day, and a short nap, and for some reason my mind is still awake.

I have had a *day*. First thing, off to the doc's for the usual 8am diabetes follow-up, which usually includes some kind of banter with my doctor. She looks older than I remember, and a bit tired. I've seen her for years. We have learned to put up with each other. Today, she asked me if was taking the new cholesterol meds that she gave me. Nope, I said, it makes my hands numb and I need my hands. She gives me the eye, and tells me that I really should be taking it. I am thinking about what I have to do later, and I pause before I answer her. I said no, I am not going to chase every shadow that comes my way. She hands me some free meds and I'm out the door. So far, so good...

I take my time. It is my day off, this New Year's Eve, and I only have this left to do. I remind myself that she is not really there, but she *is* really there and I have to go pick her up. I feel an urgency to get there, but I drag my feet. It's cold today, riding my bike to do everything, and I will put on some miles. I make my way to Corrales where she waits at the vet's. She is there. I almost wished she weren't, but then where would she be? Stupid questions, just get going while it's still warm enough not to freeze my fingers to the bone. I have a long way to go. A Robert Frost poem comes to mind - "Miles to go before I sleep." Many miles. I head home.

I hand her to my wife, gently, as if I were handling eggs. My wife won't be doing this with me, even though I know she would if I wanted her to. It is too many miles, and too cold to be riding a bike. Besides, I have to bungee a pick and shovel to where she'd sit. I can do this. I redress in my room, and see dirty socks mixed in with other dirty clothes. They are safe now. I take one of mine, first one I see, and then take one of my wife's - a dirty one with a hole in the heel. I put them in with her. She won't mind dirty socks. Never did before. Any sock was a good sock, as far as she was concerned.

I leave home for the second time, and head for Josie's Mountain. No good way to get there from here. I head north. I would tell you where Josie's Mountain is, except it wouldn't matter, and you couldn't find it anyways, maybe unless you lived here. Josie's Mountain is not the official name of the "mountain" we go to. I named it myself. You can do all kinds of stuff like that if you don't care about "official." I don't think it has a name, but it's falling down, and that's what we like. The mountain is constantly crumbling, and no one would ever be foolish enough to build there. That's a good thing, especially when you have lost count of how many dogs and ferrets you've buried there. (Josie was an old English sheep dog, who died unexpectedly. She was the first one buried on the mountain, so that's what we call it.)

I have to take back roads no matter how I go, so I figure I'll try the shortcut. Bad idea. Snow and mud are not your friend on a bike. My shoes and socks are now wet and muddy. I turn back and head north to almost Santa Fe where I have to make a U-ey and come back south on the back road. It is warmer, now, about 46 degrees or so, and my hands are cold but comfortable. I am not far from where we're going. This is the first time I'll be doing this by myself, but I know I can do this. She has to be with him. She and he came as a pair from two dingbat students who kept them in a garage. He died a few years back, but she made it to almost eight. I wonder if they will remember each other, and my mind distracts itself by asking itself more stupid questions. I see familiar rock formations. We are here.

I park my bike, and unpack. I have her and a pick and shovel to get over the fence without ripping my pants on barbed-wire, hopefully. The road, a winding two-lane, is busier than I remember it. I try hard to sneak in to the scrub, but it's a bit difficult to sneak a three foot long pick with a bright yellow handle anywhere. I don't want people thinking I'm stealing plants or rocks or Native artifacts, for Pete's sake. I hope no one stops. I'm not entirely sure the truth would be better. I listen for the silence on the road, and I make my way.

The temperature is above freezing, but there is snow in the shadows. The ground is not frozen, but soft and wet from the snow. My work is easier than I expected, and I am done in no time at all. It is time to do this now, I tell myself. Gently, I open her sleep sack, as if I might somehow awaken her. Stupid stupid. She looks as if she were sleeping, curled nose to tail. I put the socks underneath her so she'll be comfortable, and I think stupid stupid, but I do it anyways. That's the whole point of the work of collecting all those socks - to be comfortable, isn't it? I distract myself with the stupidity of my thoughts while I avoid the inevitable, but the tears come anyways. I hold her for a long time, and then I let her go. I tell her that my wife and I love her very much, and that I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm sorry about, but I say it anyways. It's what I said when I stroked her head at the vet's as he stopped her suffering. I didn't know then either, really.

Go find him, my little girl. He's close by, and I have to get home. It's cold, and I have miles to go before the sun sets and it gets even colder. My feet are wet and frozen, but I am at peace. I head home.

I get home, tired and numb, but satisfied that it is done. I tell my wife about the trip, and we cry a bit more. I go to my room to change out of my wet clothes so I can warm up. I sit on the bed as I change, and my wife comes in. She is gathering my wet clothes, but stops to tell me about the pile of socks underneath the bed. She has left the pile undisturbed for a few days now, not having the heart to move them. I smile and nod, and we look at each other and understand. We have been together almost twenty years, and there is a new year coming. Understanding just comes. After a short nap, I watch Anderson Cooper drop the ball in New York. Two more hours to go here. I listen to Art Bell welcome the New Year in different time zones. I have to work in the morning, but my mind is wide awake. I wonder when I will run out of clean socks. No matter. Any sock is a good sock.

I will miss my little sock thief, my blessed ward of St. Franky - the wonder ferret who escaped twice and was returned to us by grace both times. I thought she would always be here. That's what luck will do to you, I guess. Make you stupid. I am just getting tired, glad to be done with today. The words of Frost are on my lips, although I don't say it out loud. I have to get up early, and it's way late. Like Frost, I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Miles to go.

"...Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow..." - Robert Frost

In memory of Bubbles (2008-12-27) and her mate Scritch

Open letter to those who would torture, torment, or kill animals for their own entertainment...

To those inclined to pit one animal against another, just so you can watch the most savage act of nature acted out in the comfort of your garage - I have something to say to you:

Buy a ticket to somewhere wild. When you get there, don't stay at a nice hotel. Get off the plane and keep walking until you see no more beings that look like yourself, preferably in the jungle somewhere. You are now in the environment of that which you admire. Good. Now strip off your clothes and shoes. Don't worry about getting scratched up, or getting sores on your feet. Shoes, clothes - they are for wimps, certainly not for those who enjoy the rawness of nature.

Keep walking until you are thirsty. Drink from the nearest stream or body of water. Don't worry about microorganisms, or getting sick - nothing small can hurt *you*. You are in the wild. There is no time for this kind of worry in the wild, only the most primal instincts. That is what you admire, right? Keep on walking until you are deep in the wild and totally alone. This is the life, huh?

Walk a bit more, until you come across that which you most admire - a predator of some kind. Lions, bears, wolves - it doesn't matter, does it? That's what you came here for - to be with the strong and the powerful. Are you hungry yet? Good. So are they. It will be such a gallant struggle to see who comes out on top. Aren't you excited? They can smell that you are. But not to worry. It will be a fair fight. You will not be confined to a cage or a ring. Neither will they. Now is your chance to witness nature firsthand, to be a part of it in all it's glorious savagery. Only the strongest will survive...

Isn't this great? Aren't you liking this? Wait - why not? You're helpless and afraid, you say? You want your shoes and clothes back, a nice hot shower, and a comfortable bed, you say? Not *really* liking the savagery of nature now, are you?

Think about that, you sorry bastard, the next time you get the urge to entertain yourself with another being's helplessness. Remember what it felt like to be sore and tired, thirsty and hungry, helpless and afraid. You are not so different from them when it comes to those things. The only way that you *are* different is.. well, unspeakable and incomprehensible. You have lost something along the way. And I am miserably ashamed of you.

Gourmet Ferrets

My internet connection has been down (the missus didn't pay the bill on time and we were disconnected :/ ), and I haven't been able to read the FML (Ferret Mailing List) for a couple days. First thing I read was Maren's post. I was bewildered, disgusted, and outraged at the situation she described. You can read it for yourself below:

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Maren's FML post:

Date: Thu, 2 Jul 2009 12:52:04 -0400
From: Raisins From Heaven Ferret Rescue & Sanctuary in Hernando, MS
[email removed for spam prevention]
Subject: Literally From The "Jaws of Death"

I am still in shock. I still cannot believe all of this myself and I thought that I had seen everything. Until yesterday...

On Wednesday morning, I received a call from a girl "Nancy" who said her friend's boyfriend had several large snakes and claimed that the boyfriend had been given a pair of ferrets over the weekend from a friend of his who got them from another friend who was losing their house and gave up, not only their ferrets, but two cats. (I held my breath for what I hoped I would not hear next...) And she overheard the two boys at the house talking about having some friends over for Saturday, the day they were to feed the ferrets to the snakes. OMG! I thought I was going to throw up. by the end of the conversation with Nancy, I was crying.

This is something you hoped and prayed was not going on out there but feared that it not only could, but did.... and now it was happening in my "backyard." I had to stop it ....! Whatever it took, I was going to get those ferrets! (oh yeah, BTW, I have a carry permit and have learned in this town, you better be prepared)

"Nancy" reluctantly gave me her friend's cell number and I convinced this friend to give me the address and name of the guy that had the snakes, the ferrets, and the cats. I risked my job and went there during my lunch hour knowing I was not going to leave without the ferrets or the cats!! It turned out they are kittens, about 3 months of age. The ferrets are male and female - a pair of black sables about 3 years of age. I was lucky...the boyfriend was there and the kittens and the ferrets were still alive and on the premises. And, so were about two dozen snakes of all sizes...... ugh! I hate snakes and really, really fear them ... and to have so many in the house and for me to be in that house with them took every bit of strength that I had ... I was literally shaking. I felt like all of the color had rushed out of my body but I had to get these kids out and now....

I called police dispatch (on speed-dial) and a cruiser came out and we all discussed the situation. The police refused to do anything. I was at my wit's end so I offered him money - I don't buy ferrets but I finally convinced him to take $250 for the kittens and the ferrets. I called Joe and he took out all of our savings ... but lives were saved. This all took about 2 1/2 hours and I still have a job, thankfully. (and, just like most of you out there, I always carry two carriers with bottles and what-not in my car at all times and so I was prepared for travel)

I am now contacting my state representatives in an attempt to add to existing laws or initiate legislation in this state to prohibit this sort of activity. Not sure if I will be successful or even what this legislation would look like for the state legislature to debate on -- or, for that matter, even what my legal precedents are, but I am not going to sit by anymore and hope this does not happen. In this state, there are many friends and supporters of animal rights issues and I have already gained some preliminary interest amongst two legislators. And, I am sure anything that we might propose WILL BE met with opposition by businesses engaged in perpetuating this type of activity - namely Petco who sell "feeder mice" and other small animals. Trust me, Petco will argue the interference with business (federal Interstate Commerce Clause) defense and use their lobbyists against any proposed legislation that might reduce their profit margin. Petco's motto of "pets come first" (or something of that nature) is hypocritical and the reason I have not done any business with them in years. I just can't take it - going into their stores, seeing the kits and watch people buy feeder mice. I just can't...what a horrible death for those poor things ...!

The kittens and the fuzzies are at the vet office today for examination and assessment.

I am still hoping to wake up from this nightmare ... still trying to believe that people are not this evil and humans with kind hearts still exist.

Maren Doshier Founder/President Raisins From Heaven Ferret Rescue & Sanctuary Hernando, MS (and surrounding areas)"

Date: Thu, 2 Jul 2009 15:05:50 -0400
From: Raisins From Heaven Ferret Rescue & Sanctuary in Hernando, MS
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Subject: Whoops - left out something!

I forgot to include in my previous narrative this bit of information and, after emailing a few folks about this rescue off the FML, I decided to include the details just in case anyone else out there should ever, God forbid!, have this situation come up where they had to "do something" also.

The federal laws will not allow anyone to record telephone conversations...however, you are allowed by law to tape record an active-live conversation. No, you don't have to notify them either. When I showed up at this creep's house, a tape recorder was going and I had already recorded date, time, location, and nature of recording. So, when the police arrived. I met them with the recording of this idiot admitting to the ferrets, cats (kittens), and snakes. This idiot at first denied everything but when the subject of money came up, the truth came out - enough so that the one officer told this guy that I had a tape recording of our conversation and, even though he did not have authority to arrest him, he URGED him to sell me the kittens and the ferrets and avoid possible criminal prosecution for animal cruelty and abuse since I had him on the record as admitting he was going to feed the ferrets to the snakes on Saturday (but he would not admit to having an audience nor would admit to using the kittens as bait).

Both officers stayed with me to ensure the ferrets and kittens were surrendered once the money arrived. Both officers also surveyed the house and the snakes and were visibly appalled. I think that is the real reason they too wanted the kittens and the ferrets out of there - if this guy was not going to use the kittens and ferrets as bait for his, ugh snakes, then what were they there for? It was more than obvious to anyone that this guy was into snakes and clearly not a "warm and fuzzy" pet owner. He had no provisions for the ferrets or the kittens and kept the kittens in a small dog kennel and the ferrets in a large aquarium - probably used for a snake before the ferrets showed up. So, his story along with my recording proved this idiot was not being truthful.

I have the officer's written report (this morning) and the recording and have approached Judge Potter (also this morning) with all of this and hope to not only work with state legislators but want this guy prosecuted for something and the snakes, well.....destroyed or relocated to a sanctuary for such creatures.

Maren Doshier
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Subsequent reply and more horrors:

Date: Fri, 3 Jul 2009 07:52:02 -0500
From: zoosferretsanctuary
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Subject: Re: Literally From The "Jaws of Death"

Maren, your post struck a note in my heart. This was the issue, years ago, which affected our decision not to adopt out to the general public.

Unfortunately, feeding ferrets to snakes is somewhat common out there :(

Our story dates back to November of 1998. At that time, we had only rescued 6 or 7 ferrets. We were very new at the whole thing--and very in love with ferrets already. We had rescue cards printed up, and placed them at a couple of pet stores, and hung them on some bulletin boards.

One afternoon, I was at Petco, buying food for the ferrets, when I noticed a college kid wearing an NIU sweatshirt. He was standing at the hexagon ferret tank, looking at the baby ferrets. (We are about 20-25 minutes from Northern Illinois University) I approached him, and started up a conversation.

"Aren`t they cute?" I gushed. He said "I`m waiting for them to go on sale. They`re gourmet, you know." I shot him a look, thinking he was joking--but he was dead serious, and continued on. "Yeh--when they go on sale, I pop for one for my snake sometimes. He loves them. And me & my friends look in the paper for the `Free to good home` ads too--we get a lot of them that way" He told me what kind of snake he had, and what kind of snakes a couple of his friends had. (I can`t remember what they were now.)

I have a pretty strong stomach, but , like you, Maren, I thought I was going to hurl, right there, in the middle of the store!!!

During the drive home, I envisioned a poor little ferret, pleading for help from the human who had placed it in the enclosure with a snake. Knowing the danger it was in---and no way out...

A few weeks later, we got a call at 9:00pm. A male voice said to my husband "Yeh--How late are you open. I need a ferret"

Kurt said "Oh, that`s my wife`s department. Here"--and handed me the phone. I asked him if he would like to come the next day & meet our babies, and began to talk about them. He interrupted me, saying "Never mind." and hung up.

At that point, Kurt & I decided that Zoo`s Ferret Sanctuary would not be adopting out to the general public. We only send them home with people we know & trust.

I realize that snakes have to eat too---they just won`t be eating OUR kids.

Bless your heart for saving those babies, Maren.

All our best to Raisins From Heaven Ferret Rescue & Sanctuary.

Love, Zoo

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I am still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that this kind of thing happens. I have written my own two cents to people who would torture, torment, or kill animals for their own entertainment...

To those inclined to pit smaller/weaker animals against bigger/stronger animals, just so you can watch the most savage act of nature acted out in the comfort of your living room - I have something to say to you:

Buy a ticket to somewhere wild. When you get there, don't stay at a nice hotel. Get off the plane and keep walking until you see no more beings that look like yourself, preferably in the jungle somewhere. You are now in the environment of that which you admire. Good. Now strip off your clothes and shoes. Don't worry about getting scratched up, or getting sores on your feet. Shoes, clothes - they are for wimps, certainly not for those who enjoy the rawness of nature.

Keep walking until you are thirsty. Drink from the nearest stream or body of water. Don't worry about microorganisms, or getting sick - nothing small can hurt *you*. You are in the wild. There is no time for this kind of worry in the wild, only the most primal instincts. That is what you admire, right? Keep on walking until you are deep in the wild and totally alone. This is the life, huh?

Walk a bit more, until you come across that which you most admire - a predator of some kind. Lions, bears, wolves - it doesn't matter, does it? That's what you came here for - to be with the strong and the powerful. Are you hungry yet? Good. So are they. It will be such a gallant struggle to see who comes out on top. Aren't you excited? They can smell that you are. But not to worry. It will be a fair fight. You will not be confined to a cage or an aquarium. Neither will they. Now is your chance to witness nature firsthand, to be a part of it in all it's glorious savagery. Only the strongest will survive...

Isn't this great? Aren't you liking this? Wait - why not? You're helpless and afraid, you say? You want your shoes and clothes back, a nice hot shower, and a comfortable bed, you say? Not *really* liking the savagery of nature now, are you?

Think about that, you sorry bastard, the next time you get the urge to entertain yourself with another being's helplessness. Remember what it felt like to be sore and tired, thirsty and hungry, helpless and afraid. You are not so different from them when it comes to those things. The only way that you *are* different is.. well, unspeakable and incomprehensible. You have lost something along the way. And I am miserably ashamed of you.

Ahnold's Return Email

I sent an email off to Ahnold to protest his cutting shelter stays in California from 6 days to 3 days. This is the email I got back:

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"Thank you for sharing your concerns with me about the proposal to lift restrictions on hold times at animal shelters. I value your input during these challenging economic times.

As you know, we are in the midst of the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression. We now face a budget shortfall that has grown to $24.3 billion. I have proposed cuts that I would have never proposed except in a worst-case scenario, including eliminating General Fund support for programs like Healthy Families, CalWORKs, Cal Grants and State Parks. This was not an easy decision for me. As a dog owner myself, I have always supported animal welfare and have worked to ensure the humane treatment of animals.

Currently, the state requires all shelters to hold stray animals for four or six days and reimburses them for the associated costs. To address our budget crisis, I have proposed to suspend some Non-Proposition 98 mandates, including the reimbursement funds for these shelters. To help local shelters deal with the challenges of this difficult budget situation, I have also proposed that the state no longer require the four or six day hold time. Shelters still have the flexibility to keep the animals for more days, but my proposal avoids placing an unnecessary burden on local communities.

As I work with my partners in the Legislature to find solutions to these problems, know that I will keep your thoughts in mind. Working together, I believe we can weather this storm and start the slow but steady march back toward prosperity.

Sincerely,

Arnold Schwarzenegger"

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Thanks for nothing, sir. You are, indeed, the Terminator. We will end your political career.
Protest Arnold's decision on Twitter, tweet this hashtag! #euthanizearnoldspoliticalcareer

Arnold's head on a stick for all he's doing to Californians!

hoomin

Never Give Up On You

I follow lots of animal people on Twitter. Yes, I am one of those hopeless twitterers, reading each and every tweet on my timeline. I tweet and reply to several people each and every day, and for the most part it's a chance to learn a little about the world outside of my own.

But today, as I watched my timeline, I saw a set of tweets form like a stream of consciousness from a volunteer who worked with dogs and horses. It mesmerized and moved me all at once, and I wanted to share it with everyone who tries to help animals. I have compiled his tweets here mostly unedited, his raggedness and rush to get the words out left intact. I took the title from one of his lines. It is one of the most poignant things I have read in a long time.

- hoomin

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never give up on you

thinking about being a kid again and
remembering lassie on tv i cried every
time lassie got lost or hurt every damn
week after week mom would say its ok
she will be ok lassies not going to die
and not me never believed her nope
its this week alright never get out of the
well this time but lassie always did
somebody would save her or she would
save the baby deer from the hunters but
where i vol not all the dogs and cats get rescued
no one comes and saves them they sit in their
cages and wait for their hero to come they
get tired and sleep a lot and maybe they
bark a bit 2 much or they jump up and go
nuts when they see a possible hero they just
sit there and not move growl at being woke up
or just get old and tired dont play much anymore
eyes get clouded over and well dont look
anymore 4 a hero then they are a burden
they cost money the pills cost to much
honey what if it needs a operation? we dont
have the cash where would he go here
look over here a cute PUPPY! awwwwww
a baby doggy see it loves you you can grow up
with her shes your baby dog what u say honey
yesss i want a puppie lets take her and the
paper work is done the shot given the little scarf
is on her neck and away they go by clover
the old dogs just look out the cage and maybe
settledown and sleep thinking purhaps
good luck youngster! or see ya soon kid
both maybe the right answer who knows?
the only thing that i know is that there are
more coming in old sick injured but mentally
and in body and the puppies turn into dogs
and old dogs pass on the cycle is always continuing
mommy daddy i want a puppy! look the kids
in the white house has a new kind of dog
its a water dog mommy it can swim in my pool
with me! i want a puppy please
learn from past mistakes animals are not
disposible trash something to fill a need
and then out grow help kill shelters look at
their dogs and cats you might find a good friend
help the humane shelters they keep the dogs till
death if they need 2 and will take a dog back
to rehome if they need 2 but please please
remember animals are living beings next to
infants the most helpless of beings they come
to you and they bond fast and never give up on
you no matter what they are open 4 love
24-7 365 till the end you owe them at least that
adopt yes but responsibly thats what i am trying
to do myself and you know i cant i am only
one person and sometimes it overcomes me
and i get stuck unable to move and i fail them also
and it cuts 2 the bone please pray 4 me and all
who work in this field either staff or volunteers
thats what i am doing ...... i work in human med
i work eves and at 60 and been through all the
things of my past my body is beat when i get home
i have to take care of my wife and blind poodle
a real love both wife and dog lol then 2 bed
at maybe 3am then up back to work psych
is not easy floor 2 work as is any at this time
so i am beat when i get to my dogs or horses
some people come and stay all day like they
live there me i am running here or there feel like
i cant make a connection with myself and the
animals either yes been told that by a few here
i guess we are all on a path that is very twisted
i have done a lot of helping 4 people and will
keep on doing so but there is something
missing in my heart a meaning a true passion
i just dont want to miss it...

rjwequine1
http://twitter.com/rjwequine1
posted on Twitter, May 31st, 2009

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The Chair

I am up early at my house. I loved getting up and having the house to myself for a few hours, even though I don't get to do that as much now. My guys liked it too, with me letting them out early in the morning shortly after I got up. I have a ritual of getting them fresh water in their water bowl (which they needed - how it got so disgusting, I have no idea) and fresh food in the food bowl (which they don't need, because it's the same stuff they throw in their water to make it disgusting). It got to the point that they expected to be let out at an obscenely early time each and every morning. But it was me and them, and whattaya gonna do, let 'em sit there?

They would hear me get up and be instantly awake. As I stumbled past them to the bathroom I would pass a wall of weasels looking at me, each one waiting for me to open the cage door. Hey, can I... uh, ya know, give me a minute? Scooter is one of my older guys, although I don't really know how old he is. He isn't solid muscle like the others, having previous health problems, and does not move as easily as the others. I have other, older guys too - Jackson and Rascal, but it is Scooter who is standing on his back feet waiting for the cage door to open and the ramp to come up. And even before I hook the ramp to the side, he is walking down it, ready or not. Geez, can't you wait till I hook the damn thing, you crazy weasel? He has sometimes even jumped seven or so inches from the bottom of the cage to the floor, snubbing my efforts to get the ramp attached quickly enough. But he is always, and I mean out of *all* of them, *always* the first one out. I get it. I am a man of ritual, myself, being the first one up. It makes me smile and feel good somehow. I tell myself (without any logic really attached to it) that if Scooter's the first one out, everything is going to be OK. He's happy, he's healthy, it's gotta be a good day. It is usually my first smile.

Roscoe and Stewart are two youngsters we got from someone who couldn't/didn't/wouldn't take-your-pick-story-of-your-own-creation. I don't even want to think about it. Twittering with lots of people trying to save animals, and hearing first-hand the reasons people give for surrendering their animals, has made me a little less tolerant. I never really asked my wife what the story was, as I was reluctant to take them in as we already had nine. But they were here, and like I said before - whattaya gonna do? And, to my blessing, they have been the joy of my mornings.

These two were little fat boys when they first arrived. Roscoe was huge, and often (what do I mean, "often?") *always* slept on his back because he was so big. Stewart had his baby fat, too, but not like Roscoe. Roscoe cracked me up one time when he crawled up on a pillow on a shelf that was completely out in the open (not like weasels usually sleep), again sleeping on his back. The way he was just laying there, arms folded - King Roscoe asleep on his throne. That was a nice wide smile that morning, I think even a chuckle or two.

But it is both Stewie and Roscoe who make me laugh out loud. And cuss out loud, sometimes. I have to remember to close the door to my room. I usually have water or coffee or something left from the night before sitting on my table next to my chair. The Chair. If I forget and get them water (or myself coffee) without closing the door - it is inevitable. I will remember too late and rush to the door to see the flash-flooding of the invisible arroyo that runs underneath my chair. Why do I leave my drink there at all, you wonder? I have to keep my door closed because Stewie has found his only purpose in life - to get underneath my chair and tear out it's bottom. I don't care about the chair, but I'm worried the fibers he could ingest could give him a blockage, and the little bugger just won't stop. So I keep my door closed. Leaving *my* drink on *my* table shouldn't be a problem for me. Stupid hoomin. Getting through that door to The Chair is all Stewie lives for. Whattaya think they mean when they say "ferreted out?"

I try to run it out of him. Roscoe and Stewie love to play, and play longer than any of the others do, if the others play at all. Sometimes I wardance with them. I will run up on them while they are backing up, then stop. Roscoe likes to take off when I do that, but Stewie sees it as his challenge, and even though I'm taller than he can jump, he jumps at me anyways. I will spin around him (watching my feet) and he will spin with me. Meanwhile, Roscoe will sneak up behind and attack, and we will all wardance together. I find myself laughing out loud, giggling like a kid... no one up, mind you, just me and them. It is usually the second smile of my morning. Eventually we will tire of this game (OK, they don't tire of it...) and one of us will concede just so he can make himself coffee and sit down. Behind the closed door. In The Chair.

I have to close my door the whole way now, even though if I just nudge it closed they don't have the strength to push it open. But they don't know that. Or they pretend they don't know that. An open door of any kind is an opportunity. And they will stand on their hind legs and dig at the wood. Or they will dig at the carpet (which is *already* shot to heck), but they will dig until they see me completely close the door the entire way. Somehow, that's a signal for them to give up. And being the wiley creatures they are, they *act* like they're giving up and abandon the door, usually to go wardance on top of the missus - lazy thing - who's still in bed trying to sleep. That's usually my third chuckle of the morning. "I'm sorry honey, I forgot to close your door." Yeah, sure I did. "Hey, I made coffee, whattaya want?"..

And I will be standing in the living room - bedroom containing an aggravated missus on one end, my room on the other - and it will go silent. Most of them will have either eaten or wardanced themselves into a slumber and found a place to nap, but not all of them... Stewie runs reconnaissance under the TV by my door, quietly waiting for it to open so he can get to The Chair. He thinks I don't see him, but I do. It's either that, or he really doesn't care if I see him or not. That's probably closer to the truth. But he will wait for me to come by, nose sticking out from under the TV, and try to rush the door. I can for the most part beat him in a rush, although sometimes he slips in. Damn weasel, you know I'm just going to pick you up, put you outside the door, and that's that. Why do you even try? Well, listen to me scolding a ferret for being persistent. I'm a genius.

But Stewie is the embodiment of the word "persistent." He will continue his reconnaissance until I am not paying attention and I unwittingly leave the door open. He is *good*. Sometimes the first sign I have that he's infiltrated my room is to feel a poking at my backside from underneath the chair. I couldn't ignore it if I wanted to. You pain-in-the-butt, why do you do this? You must know that I can feel you poking me, right? OK, so you're not a genius, either...

Just as I'd gotten comfortable with a coffee at my side, I have to get *up* out of the chair, tilt the chair on it's front legs, slide it forward, and retrieve the invader. And it's always the same - always a surprise to him. As I lift the chair up, I find him crouched as if he were still lowering himself to fit under the chair. You or I would realize that we were caught and stand up, but he just stays crouched, feet splayed, surprised as I would be if God were to lift up the sky like a blanket, look down on me, and pick me up. And even though this has happened a hundred times, he is always just as surprised.

So I take him to the living room and give him the obligatory toss onto the couch. This is his reset button. Immediately upon landing on the couch, he does a short wardance (I think just to mock me), climbs to the top of the couch, looks back, dives over, and slinks down - usually not to be seen again until I lift up The Chair. And we do this over and over again. This is our routine - fresh water, kibble, coffee, wardancing, and The Chair. I could go do something else in the morning, I suppose, but I'm kinda happy the way it is. Just like Scooter needs to be first one out of the cage in the morning, I need my smiles and my giggles. I need Roscoe's professionally improvised comic relief. But most of all, I need what Stewie gives me.

Some would describe Stewie's nature as determined and tenacious, and they would be quite right in their description of this second cousin to the wolverine. Or one could describe him as persistent and stubborn, but those are not the exact words I would use. There is another, better word that describes what goes on in our early morning battle for The Chair. It is what we all look for, without knowing that we're looking for it, sometimes...

Hope.

Shots of Beautte

Took some shots of Beautte today. Saw a ferret on Twitter that looked just like her. Motivated me to get out my Sony and get some shots. It was not easy because older digital cameras are slow. By the time it auto-focuses, the shot is gone... argh..




I Finally learned how to get a decent shot - used the burst and one of 'em was bound to be good ;) Below, I used Paint Shop Pro to do a nice effect on one of the pictures, and I also sized it and reformatted it to bitmap so I could use it on my Roland Fantom G7's display (800 x 480 24bit bitmap).

Maren's Dilemma

I will get up early tomorrow morning and go to work. I will immerse myself into my job as a manager of a local fast food chain, and I will be busy. My day goes by quickly and it is a blessing at times. But when a place is busy mistakes are made, and we will be making our share. At some point, I will have to deal with someone who didn't want pickles on their burger. There will be nothing wrong with their burger, really. Not raw, no hair - just a burger with pickles on it. And instead of simply picking off the pickles and eating the damn thing, they will come over to me and demand a new one. Oh, and because we are customer service oriented, I will *give* them a new one and take the bag they hand me containing the old burger and throw it dutifully in the trash. Nothing wrong with it, mind you. Just not what they wanted. They might have even made the mistake themselves when ordering, but it would not matter - I would still have to do the same thing. The customer is always right, they pay the bills, and we will throw away perfectly good food to keep in the game.

Maren will be going to work tomorrow, too. She will immerse herself in the task she has taken on, and she will be busy. Her day will go by too quickly, but it will be no blessing. She might place some, but more will be taken in than placed. She will do her best to see that her rescues are taken care of, but most will not be placed, and some will get sick, and other things will go wrong. Someone will show up with a ferret they can no longer keep, and it won't matter whether the reason is real or inane, she will take it. There might be nothing wrong with the ferret at all, other than it costs money to feed and time to care for. Nope. It will just be a ferret. And instead of taking the time they *meant* to take when got their beloved pet, they will ask her (without asking her) to take the time *for* them. And she will, even if she really can't. Nothing wrong with the ferret, mind you. They just don't want it. And she will feed and water her new rescue, clean it's bedding, and empty the used litter into the trash. It will not matter to her whether these people were truly in need and desperate, or just jerks. Ferrets are the only things that matter to her, and she will pay the bills and smile as they walk away without their ferret.

How did we get to this point? Don't tell me it's the economy. If it's the economy, why in the hell are Marshall Farms and Path Valley making more? Supply and demand? Why would anyone need or want to purchase a ferret from the farms when shelters are overflowing across the country? Why?

It is because of our mentality, the mentality that says don't pick the pickles off your burger, just throw it away and get a new one. It is the mentality that thinks "I want the companionship of a ferret, but if it doesn't 'work out' for whatever reason there are great people with endless time and resources who will take care of it for me." They will not think about the weight they are putting on the backs of the shelters, or of the ferrets who will die waiting for the forever home that they themselves *intended* to provide. Always the good intentions. Instead, they will just do what is good for *them* and they will walk away because they *can*. Oh, yes... Maren could walk away, too... but she won't. And that is where she, and others like her, are truly different.

Marshall and Path will keep the ferret machine running, and even though the ferrets *should* be the most important part of the machine, they are in effect the most expendable. I will go to work tomorrow to feed hungry people and I will throw food away. And none of this, not a bit of it, will make any sense.

I got a twitter tonight from nvferretrunner: "... taking 4 in for ultrasounds tomorrow and two girls are going to sleep. bad day for me." But she will get up in the morning and do it, bad day or no. Maren will get up tomorrow and try to change the laws of time and space just to spend one more minute with one of her rescues. Meanwhile, kits in crates will be shipped from the ferret farms to pet stores near you.

Yes, I will get up and go to work tomorrow. I will try very hard not to glare at the first person who brings back a shake because it's not "strawberry enough." I will force a smile and do my best to hide the pain in my eyes as I remember the two fuzzies from NV who will lose their lives sometime tomorrow while I am working. But my heart will be with them, and I will think of Maren and others like her, desperately trying to figure out what to do.

Bad day for me, too.

Music for Ferrets and Other Divine Beings

I wrote Navi's Song for Nava, an older sable-colored female ferret who was one of my favorites. I was standing in my front doorway trying to lure a stray dog close enough to where I could feed it, and somehow Navi slipped out. She wandered over to the next door neighbor's house where they kept pit bulls. Although we didn't see it, we think one of the pit bulls grabbed her in his mouth and shook her. She was still alive but in shock, and we rushed her to the vet's. The vet on call was a young new vet and he did everything he could to save her, but she just slipped away. Navi was my shining star, and for months I would look up into the night sky and wonder where she was off to. I picture my song as her journey to the Bridge, both sad and mysterious, yet hopeful.

Chase You was written for a fellow ferret owner (Alexandra) who had two ferrets named Ping and Puma. Ping had playfully nipped their dog (The Noble Alice Chompers) as he had done for years, but for whatever reason (Alice was old, arthritic, and in pain) she bit him. Ping died of his injuries, but as tragic as that was it did not end there. Puma, his mate, could not be without him. She literally patrolled the house every day for over a week looking for him, sleeping where she found his scent, and stopped eating until she literally starved herself to death. My friend tried everything, including hand-feeding, but Puma was not interested in food, only in finding her Ping. She was determined above everything else to find her Ping - and sadly she did. Such is the bond of ferrets. I could not get the story out of my head for months. Here are the lyrics:

Chase You

Wherever you go I'll go, too
You chase me and I will chase you
Wherever you go I'll go, too
You chase me and I will chase you

Wherever you go, please take me
I'll chase you, and you can chase me
Wherever you go, please take me
I'll chase you, and you can chase me

I miss you so much every day
I feel the sun on my face
But I just can't play... play without you.

Really don't wanna play
Really don't wanna play
Don't wanna play without you
Really don't wanna play....

Wherever you go I'll go, too
You chase me and I will chase you.

My latest song has a tentative title... The Back Way. I think it is one of my prettiest songs, simple and elegant. You can tell that my music has been influenced by Ottmar Liebert, a nuevo flamenco guitar player from Santa Fe (who is a world renowned musician).

Probably the thing I do best on this planet is write music. I am working on a collection of music called The Bridge. Ferret people (and other animal people) will understand what that is ;) All of my music is done digitally on keyboards (including all guitars, acoustic and electric). I use an old Korg Triton Studio and a newer Roland Fantom G7 and record them digitally to my computer. All tracks were played, programmed and sequenced by me ;)

I hope you like what I do. If you would like to hear future music or tell me what you think, you can leave a comment or easily find me on Twitter as @hoomin.